EDUCATIONAL SIMULATION — EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE IS FICTIONAL — fake listings, fake vendors, fake prices, fake .onion addresses. No money moves, no data leaves, no crime is real. STAY ON THE SIM SIDE
TOR: SIMULATED 3-HOPEXIT IP: 185.220.103.101JS: "DISABLED"COOKIES: BLOCKEDCAPTCHA: FAILED (good)WATCH: UNKNOWN
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                                                          SIMULATOR v5.0

zer0@sim:~$ tor --status --sim --multi-site

> guard[1] handshake ... CREATED (fake)

> guard[2] ... OK — signature invalid, expected: simulation

> routing: 3 simulated onion sites mounted at /darkweb/armory, /darkweb/pharma, /darkweb/hackers

> identity bound to fake-0 — nothing here is bound to you

[!] HOW TO USE THIS SIM
This is a fictional directory of three fake darknet sites, each with its own look and its own lesson. Everything is invented — the goods, the vendors, the prices, the onion addresses. Click around freely; the only thing you can lose is the illusion.
[0] ONION DIRECTORY — VISIT SIMULATED SITES 3 sites mountedALL FICTIONAL
simulated siteSITE SIM
IRONMARKET
Simulated firearms bazaar — prop photos, theater prices, and the #1 lesson: an honest-looking photo proves nothing.
ENTER SIM >>
simulated siteSITE SIM
PHARMACITY
Simulated pharmaceutical stand — "lab verified" stickers, imaginary purity reports, and the cliche that kills.
ENTER SIM >>
simulated siteSITE SIM
H4CKNET
Simulated hacker-for-hire services — 0day "brokerage", fake testimonials and the anatomy of a scam ad.
ENTER SIM >>
[1] MAIN MARKET — SIMULATED escrow required :: vendor bond 0.5 BTCuptime 420h
Every card is a fake listing in market slang. Real markets like this are roughly 90% exit scams: escrow that never pays, samples that steal keys. The shiny listing is the bug, not the feature.
simulated listingFICT
Ghost terminal — 2-screen rig (prop sim)
0.0211 BTC ~ $1,460
vnd: gh0st / 8.97
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
0-day access "broker" pass (simulated)
0.18 BTC ~ $12,400
vnd: red-arc / 9.71
OFF / BY INVITE
simulated listingFICT
Collective emblem pin (art only)
0.0002 BTC ~ $14
vnd: art3n / 9.99
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
"Stripe" sample — prop packet
0.0031 BTC ~ $240
vnd: chemist / 9.2
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
Mixed stash lot (props)
0.0105 BTC ~ $730
vnd: chemist2 / 8.0
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
Trial pack — prop pills
0.0006 BTC ~ $45
vnd: yellowlab / 8.7
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
Warehouse mixed lot (props)
0.006 BTC ~ $1,100
vnd: crates304 / 7.7
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
Arsenal cache — props only
0.036 BTC ~ $2,700
vnd: warlock / 7.4
IN STOCK
FEED :: adm1n exit-scam alert wave-9 :: mirror "east" back online :: new white-papers dump — encrypted (joke) :: market says escrow up :: fake vendor "XanaxKing-0" banned for 10x prices :: EVERYTHING HERE IS FAKE :: stay curious, stay safe
[2] HACKER INTEL-WIRE sources: syntheticGLITCH
simulated listingFICT
Playbook mockup — ransom notes 101
FORUM ONLY
vnd: w0ke / n/a
OFF / BY INVITE
simulated listingFICT
Anti-style art pack
0.0015 BTC ~ $70
vnd: art3n / 9.9
IN STOCK
simulated listingFICT
The ops room behind the curtain
no price
vnd: MUBSER project
IN STOCK
[3] PUBLIC BOARD — scrapbook moderators: nobody4 new since you left
  • [anon-7330] 2026-08-25 04:12 noticed the "escrow wallet" asks for exact amount + tip — that is the script
  • [zero-cool] 2026-08-25 03:58 "verified" vendors always demand payment first — classic meltdown
  • [0x2guest] 2026-08-25 03:40 asked the bot for source code, got rickrolled ASCII instead
  • [adm1n] 2026-08-25 03:12 This board is a scenario. Do not reply, do not impersonate anyone
  • [tor3] 2026-08-25 02:55 if the price is 0.0042 BTC it is the flag. if it is 0.0043 BTC it is also the flag. everything here is the flag.
  • [zero-day] 2026-08-25 02:11 tip to stay anonymous: add a random seed to your coinjoin, like everyone who never uses this advice
[4] CHAOS GENERATOR periodically unreasonableseed: 4a7f

[debug] fake logs for the simulation. ignore them, love them, learn to read them. real clients only emit errors.

[5] TORCH — .ONION DIRECTORY fictional addressesUP: 11 / 11
Click a fake onion to open the modal and learn the reflex: never open unknown onion links. In the real darknet, trust is the first thing a mirror takes.
NAMEADDRESS (FICTIONAL)STATUSROUND-TRIP
Black Shard MarketONLINE3.42s
CybArchive LeaksONLINE4.10s
CryptoDod forum (sim)DOWN--
Infierno LeaksONLINE2.87s
Pirate Baa (a "library")LIMITED5.02s
Eclipse ForumONLINE3.91s

* every v3 onion address is a 56-character base32 string. The short fakes above cannot resolve. Do not test, do not wonder.

THE RULE OF THIS SITE: everything you see is a teaching prop — real scam patterns with invented names. Reading it brings you 0% closer to an onion and protects you from 100% of the scams it mimics.

_ session 0x0F-8821 · forward secrecy: oblivious
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SIM LEGAL: fictional, educational, noncommercial
[X]

ONION ADDRESS — FICTIONAL

.onion

Real v3 .onion addresses are 56-character base32 strings, reachable in Tor Browser only. Most found in the wild are phishing mirrors or honeypots. This one is a sticker.